Christmas Bills are not a laughing matter... till now.

Black Mail

A New Doodle

The things I draw at 4am. 

Santa Skips Ted Nugent's House

#tednugent #catscratchfever #gunrights

Out of the Woodwork

Just got the first proof of the new, new book in!! 

Steve Jobs, Moses, and God walk into a bar...

I would thank my friend, David Quist, for this idea, but he doesn't want his name anywhere on the internet. He's one of those people.

#stevejobs #tencommandments #10commandments

Rudolph's Nose is so ZAP!!

The new book is available!

Just click HERE for the new book!!

The Buzza Wuzza card

I just got a personal, hand drawn, original Christmas card in the mail from a bonafide Sherpa celebrity! Thanks, Buzza Wuzza!

Flashing Santa Claus

Elvis? Elves? Eh, who cares?

A Dead Cat for Christmas!? AWESOME!

#deadcats #christmasdecorations #christmascomics #christmascartoons

My Name Made the Cover!!

Thanks to Foolish Times for featuring my work in the special Christmas edition! That is my name (no, not my art) right there on the front cover! Another first for me! I have been a credited contributor for FT for about five months now and it has been a blast!

When editor, Susie Q, asked me if I want to do something she called, 12 Toons of Christmas, I jumped up and said, "Yeah!!" Then I sat back down and typed, "Yeah!" on my keyboard in a reply email to her.

 I just got my copy in the mail. Here are the Rogue Symmetry toons from it:

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A Kim Kardashian wish for Santa

Tattoo Art Museum cartooon

#tattooart #tattooremoval #tattoomuseum

The New Walmart at the North Pole

#ihatewalmart #thenorthpole #santaclaus #antiwalmart #ilovewalmart

Knocking on Wood: The Final Push

Putting the final touches on the new Rogue Symmetry book tonight!!

Sneak Peek at the new, NEW book!

I know I just told you about Knocking On Wood being nearly complete, well, the follow-up to that is about 90% complete! I thought I'd give you all a sneak peek at the cover of this yet to be titled book.
It covers my favorites from 2013.

The Balding Cactus

Cartoon Museum!

This is certainly worth a read for any of you cartoon readers. Especially if you happen to be in Ohio!


Billy Ireland Cartoon Library & Museum

New Rogue Symmetry book update!

The proof for my new book is in my hands!! Just need to make some slight changes. Should be for sale in two weeks or so. Also, the follow up to this is 90% complete!

The Homeless Vanity Box

Set Your Phasers for Stun!!

Three New Toons...

If you haven't checked out my Rogue Elsewhere tab at the top of the webpage, you're missing a lot of non-Rogue Symmetry work that I have posted. These are cartoons that I have sold to various companies/websites. Check it out. I just added three more to the list.

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Swimming with the Fish Lessons

Amnesia Ward

How Many F-Words Can You Say, Kids?

This is a real page from a book my son has.

Dead Guy Ale bottlecap

What Happens on Youtube...

Charge it! Get it? (sorry)

Please Burn a Pink CD For Me

When I saw this message (in blue) on a dry erase board RIGHT NEXT to a box of dry erase pens, it was like a sign for me to write a snarky remark. So, I grabbed the green pen and off I went.

A Rogue Symmetry novelty self-help book.

Here is a book for you to give the smoker in your life. Let em know you don't accept their excuses for not quitting!

BUY IT HERE!

I've Beer Golfing, er, Been Golfing.

A new cartoon at Internet Evolution

HERE is a new toon of mine over at Internet Evolution!

Jurassic Business Park

Veteran's Day cartoon/comic.

This is the cartoon I ran last Veteran's Day. I like it so much though, I may run it EVERY  Veteran's Day. 

Pole Dancing with Hooves?

I am not a man who attends strip clubs, nor do I claim to know a great deal about cows (other than I like eating them), but when I saw this sign up in Northern AZ, I just had to take a photo. My hopes is someone can tell me what in the world one has to do with the other. Anyone?

Bike to Work Day!

The above is the final image. The original is below. I sent the original off to Rick Heap of Internet Evolution knowing there was something wrong with it. For some reason I couldn't put my finger on it. He shot me back an email and made it all clear. He told me that you'd expect to see this guy on that bike, so it takes the humor away. Duh! I immediately fixed it and sold the cartoon the next day. Thanks, Rick!

Here is a write up by Tony Carrillo on GoComics

I don't usually like other peoples' cartoons. I am not sure what it is. I like my cartoons, isn't that enough? But, there are a few syndicated toons that I dig. F Minus is at the top of em. Here is a fun, albeit short, write up with Tony Carrillo, creator of said cartoon. (In case you're even less computer savvy than I am,  you click on the word, "Here" to get there. Hmm... here to get there... never mind. Thought I could squeeze out one more joke. @fminus @gocomics oh, and @tonycarrillo. 

First Rogue Symmetry in color!

Die, Sam, Die.

Difference Between an Asteroid and Meteorite.

Bil Keane memorial statue ceremony

My family and I will definitely be attending this!