Christmas Bills are not a laughing matter... till now.

Black Mail

A New Doodle

The things I draw at 4am. 

Santa Skips Ted Nugent's House

#tednugent #catscratchfever #gunrights

Out of the Woodwork

Just got the first proof of the new, new book in!! 

Steve Jobs, Moses, and God walk into a bar...

I would thank my friend, David Quist, for this idea, but he doesn't want his name anywhere on the internet. He's one of those people.

#stevejobs #tencommandments #10commandments

Rudolph's Nose is so ZAP!!

The new book is available!

Just click HERE for the new book!!

The Buzza Wuzza card

I just got a personal, hand drawn, original Christmas card in the mail from a bonafide Sherpa celebrity! Thanks, Buzza Wuzza!

Flashing Santa Claus

Elvis? Elves? Eh, who cares?

A Dead Cat for Christmas!? AWESOME!

#deadcats #christmasdecorations #christmascomics #christmascartoons

My Name Made the Cover!!

Thanks to Foolish Times for featuring my work in the special Christmas edition! That is my name (no, not my art) right there on the front cover! Another first for me! I have been a credited contributor for FT for about five months now and it has been a blast!

When editor, Susie Q, asked me if I want to do something she called, 12 Toons of Christmas, I jumped up and said, "Yeah!!" Then I sat back down and typed, "Yeah!" on my keyboard in a reply email to her.

 I just got my copy in the mail. Here are the Rogue Symmetry toons from it:

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A Kim Kardashian wish for Santa

Tattoo Art Museum cartooon

#tattooart #tattooremoval #tattoomuseum