Rogue Symmetry Webcomics by Derrick G. Wood,: Bert is such a target

Rogue things about me:

- Other names considered for Rogue Symmetry: Emotion Sickness. 17th Radish. I Can't Draw.
- I have never seen a single Bond movie.
- I am never the first one to clap at a classical concert.
- My first French kiss was during the movie French Kiss.
- A 900 year old Asian lady got me to start enjoying seafood when I was about 27.
- When putting a USB cable into my Mac, I accidentally put it in upside down 95% of the time.
-I caught a foul ball off of Mike Maddux during a Giant/Padre game when I was about 12.
-After listening to Pink Floyd's, ''The Wall,'' it takes me 12-24 hours to feel normal again.
- I never accidentally say Star Trek when I mean Star Trek. Er, Star Wars.
- Last time I checked, there were exactly zero naked photos of me on the internet.
- Last week at the public pool, I saw the strangest thing: A pretty girl with no visible tattoos.
-It should be legal to blow up cars playing music so loud that it wakes up your baby.