Friday, May 24, 2013

From Dr. Ross


"Dear Mr. Wood,

Thank you for you correspondence - again. I think this brings the total letters we have received from you up to fifty. Let me make myself perfectly clear (since you have somehow managed to miss our position in our previous responses):
We never, ever, ever, never, never plan on categorizing the world's poisonous caterpillars under the term, "Killer-Pillars." We think the idea is ludicrous and stupid too. Please stop writing us. We hate you and hope you get killed by one of your lame "Killer-Pillars."

-Dr. Ross of the U.S. Entomological Society.

PS - You're dumb."

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