I'm With Stupid Police Car

Man, I sure with that some agency had the balls to actually get their squad cars a paint job like this!

Tom's Rhinoplasty

Thanks @Southpark for the name of this office!

Thanks to Tame and Comx Box!

Thanks so much to R.f. Tame for creating this cool photo to commemorate Rogue going viral! Check it out on his syndicate website, which I contribute to, Comx Box!

Roe Vs. Wade

Another Sunday Crummies for you all. This one takes on the wonderful world of abortion. Whether you're pro-choice or pro-life, you can laugh at this one. Well, as long as you all set down the picket signs long enough to read it.

17th Radish #14

Here is my newest abstract art piece. I call it, "Mind Mapping a Lost Mind."

Catroonists and the short armed T-rex

Thanks so much to Oh Myyy for getting so much love to one of my recent toons!! I am so excited. It's received over 15,000 likes, almost 400 comments, and 4,000 shares!!! This is so, so, so exciting!!! Check it out HERE!

Gimme a Place to Pee!

The Smile Face Museum

Thank you so much to The Smile Face Museum for posting one of my latest cartoons. It really means a lot to me. If you like smiley faces or just plain like smiling, please check out the website. It really has a lot of fascinating pieces and ideas on there. Thanks to one of my best friends, and artists, Kenny King, for showing me the site.

What Can Brown do for You?

17th Radish #13

I am beginning to have more fun doing these bizarre pieces over the cartoons. Just the mood I am in this week I suppose. I am not sure what is going on.

Looking at Turning 35 Tomorrow.

RIP Dave Brockie, Oderus Urungus. GWAR GWAR GWAR!

Goodbye to the man, the monster, the alien.

I had the honor of hanging out with him a few times and he was one hell of a nice guy.

This tribute, done as ugly as I could muster, is for you Oderus Brockie.

Baseball Birds

Remember Not Knowing Something?

Re-Tweet if you remember. Or if you remember paying for the internet by the hour.

Have You Seen These Rogues?

In case you didn't know, I also freelance cartoons to companies. Here is a nice place to see all the toons that I have sold, which don't appear here on this site: CLICK

Ultrasound: Not a K

I just finished redrawing one of my most popular Rogue Symmetry cartoons.  It is from 2011.

Here is the one I just finished (featuring my daughter):

Here is the one from 2011 (Featuring my son):

#ultrasound #pregnancy #funnykids

Google: Dad

Police Dog For Sale

Birds and the Bees: 2014

#thebirdsandthebees #sexting #sexed

Some Childhood Sketches

Here are a few drawings that I did in elementary school. The Ninja Turtles were huge (Of course, I think they are again these days, though the new ones look really lame) and Garfield were the only books that I would read.

Actually, these drawings look as bad as Rogue Symmetry did when I started it some twenty-two years later!

                                                               Michaelangelo:

The Arbuckle Gang:

                                                                         Odie:

When Life Gives You Lemons

Please Re-Tweet or share to ensure good weekend vibes!

#whenlifegivesyoulemons #weekend #rum

The Portlandia Sucks Cartoon

Holy moly, I tried to watch Portlandia and couldn't get passed the first episode. I think a man was just trying to put his thumb up another man's butt when I finally turned it off.

#portlandia #hipsters #friggenstupid

I'm Not Fat, I'm Big Boned, er, or something

#cartoons #comicstrips #sharkweek

A NSA meme, from me, to you.

#meme #funnymeme #nsa #bigbrother

Weird Saturday #3